Friday, April 20, 2007

Fat Girl

It’s exhausting being fat. You take a pair of jeans, fresh from the wash, and by the time you’ve managed to heave them past your huge bum, and strained for several minutes to make the zip meet over your enormous stomach… you’re totally worn out and need a lie-down to recover!

I think I’m going to have to finally admit defeat with the size 12 trousers and unearth my ‘fat girl’ clothes from the top of my wardrobe. Pah!

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