Hairy biker

I was watching The Avengers whilst I ate my tea last night. Emma Peel is a crap spy – when she shoots someone she closes her eyes as she pulls the trigger!

Does anyone else find Dave from The Hairy Bikers’ Cookbook strangely attractive? I squawked out loud when someone draped a big cobra around his head and he said nervously, “I’ve only come to cook meatballs!”