Friday, April 04, 2008

What to do when the sun shines

What do you do when the evening is beautiful: when outside everything is bright and sunny, the birdies are tweeting, the flowers are looking beautiful and the most perfect thing in the world would be to go and sit on a bench in the garden and contentedly read a book...

... but you have hayfever, and if you so much as step outside for a second your nose will explode in a continuous gush of snot that won't stop until approximately 4.00 am a week on Tuesday?

Well, you discover that Channel 4 allows you to watch some of its programmes on the internet, and you spend your evening watching all the episodes of Desperate Housewives that you have missed!

Ha! Who needs sunshine anyway!

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

World Naked Gardening Day

Gardening whilst wearing nowt but a sunhat? As my Grandpa would say:

"Well, blow me! What will they think of next!"

I love the expression on the old man's face, here!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008


We have just had announcement over the intercom that there is no mains water connected to our work site at the moment. Further update soon. My fingers are soooo tightly crossed that we will be sent home!

Thought: Unless it's a very cruel April Fool??

UPDATE: "Bing-bong! This is an update on the water situation. A limited supply of mains water is now reaching the site. All toilets are now functioning normally." Damn!