Togetherness
Men – they have no idea! My water tank has been broken for a few days and I desperately need to wash some clothes. Charles offered me the use of his washing machine, which was kind of him, and so I sent an email suggesting I give him a lift home from
There was me having girly visions of togetherness… happily chatting in the car about our day as we drive home, cooking a nice dinner together while my knickers swoosh around in the washing machine, chatting over our nice meal, hopefully some wildly energetic bonking… and what do I get? A totally practical reply email that says “if you want to go and use the washing machine tomorrow night I can email you photos of how to do the switch settings.” Huh? Where’s the togetherness in a set of emailed instructions?! Does he not get that he’s supposed to think, “wahay, a chance to see Jodie during the week, how fabulous!” Or at the very man-like least, “wahay a chance for a shag!” Romance is soooo dead these days!
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