Tan Tropez
Standing at the coffee machine Pete remarked to me, “You look very radiant today!”
“Why, thank you!” I said, feeling rather pleased.
“Yes, have you got that Saint Tropez tan stuff on?”
No I blinking well haven’t! In order to quickly disassociate myself from all Essex Girl connotations, I explained that I had been quite tanned since coming back from Spain.
“Nah, that’s that Saint Tropez stuff,” he insisted. “You look all orangey.”
Speechless, I removed one of my sandals and showed him the white, untanned strap lines on my foot.
“Oh,” he said, disappointed.
2 comments:
you should have slapped him with the already removed sandal.
People should read this.
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