Buy Two, Get One Free

My friend Raj is working in Kiev in the Ukraine at the moment. This weekend he took the overnight train to Odessa for a little tourist break. Raj is a big chappie, 6 foot tall and heavily built – and he sent me a text to say that he was sharing a compartment with a guy who was even bigger than him! I wonder if that train had a bit of a list to it that night?! Once esconced in his hotel he caught the lift up to the panoramic restaurant and four spectacularly good looking women looked at him as he exited the lift. He thought they were prostitutes so he did what any red-blooded male would have done… turned around, got straight back into the lift and went down again! He’s been told that in Kiev you can get prostitutes at a bulk discount… one Finnish bloke who worked there got three at one time apparently! Buy two and get one free?!